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skateordiekillua:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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amenpenis:

A threshold moment in human evolution

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When Someone Tells Me I Shouldn’t Do Crossfit Because It’s Dangerous

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makoisthenewblack:

riskpig:

Lupita: The Disney princess I need.

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